Death Sucks.
Planning For It Doesn't Have To.
We're making estate planning actually bearable. Because your loved ones have better things to do than argue about who gets your collection of vintage cereal boxes from discontinued brands.
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Why You Should Make a Will
Death Is The Ultimate Equalizer
Rich, poor, young, old, TikTok famous or LinkedIn cringe - we're all getting a one-way ticket to the big sleep. It's literally the only thing we all have in common besides breathing (for now).
"100% of people who don't plan for death still die anyway."
- Science, probably
Most People Are Woefully Unprepared
70% of adults don't have a will. That's right - seven out of ten people are basically saying "surprise me!" to their grieving families. Your high score on Candy Crush isn't an estate plan, Karen.
Fun fact: "I'll figure it out later" becomes someone else's problem when you can't figure anything out anymore because you're dead.
Love Means Not Leaving A Mess
Nothing says "I loved you" quite like forcing your family to play detective with your financial life while ugly-crying at your funeral. We're here to help you be less of a posthumous pain in the ass.
Be the hero who actually filled out the paperwork. Your family will thank you (well, they can't, because you'll be dead, but you get it).
Our Less Terrible Way
We Don't Pretend Death Isn't Coming
Other sites tiptoe around it with euphemisms like "end-of-life planning" and "legacy protection." We call it what it is: getting your sh*t together before you die. Refreshing, right?
We Make It Actually Doable
No law degree required. No stuffy meetings with lawyers who smell like mahogany and disappointment. Just straightforward questions, sarcastic encouragement, and documents that actually hold up in court.
We Price It Like Normal Humans
Less than your monthly streaming subscriptions, and way more useful when you're dead. No subscriptions, no surprises, no "estate planning packages" that cost more than your actual estate.
Things That Take Longer Than Creating Your Will
Watching The Irishman
3.5 hours
Flying from LA to Vegas
90 minutes
Waiting for pizza delivery
45 minutes
Your next existential crisis
2-4 hours
Our Solemn-ish Vow
We promise to make death planning as painless as possible. While we can't promise you immortality, we can promise your family won't have to hire a medium to figure out what you wanted done with your remains. That's something, right?