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Terms.The serious part.

The rules that apply when you use Killswitch. We kept the legal requirements. The funeral-parlor tone did not make the cut.

Last Updated: July 24, 2025

Welcome to the Afterlife Planning

Look, we know reading terms of service is about as fun as planning your own funeral, but here we are. By using Killswitch ("we," "us," "the app that reminds you of your mortality"), you're agreeing to these terms. If you don't agree, well, you can't use our service. Life's full of tough choices.

Translation: Use our app = you agree to this stuff. Don't agree = door's that way.

1. What We Do Spoiler: We're Not Lawyers

Killswitch helps you create estate planning documents because apparently, you need a sarcastic grim reaper to remind you to be a responsible adult. We provide:

Document creation tools for Wills, Financial Power of Attorney, and Advance Healthcare Directives
Free watermarked previews (because we're generous like that)
Clean PDFs when you pay up (because servers aren't free and neither is our coffee)
A healthy dose of dark humor to make this whole death thing less awkward

GIANT LEGAL DISCLAIMER: We are NOT a law firm. We don't provide legal advice. We're basically a fancy typewriter with attitude. If you need actual legal advice, talk to an actual lawyer. Seriously.

2. Your Account Your Digital Death Planning HQ

To use our services, you need to:

Be 18 or older (death planning isn't child's play)
Provide accurate information (lying to us won't help when you're dead)
Keep your password secret (your ex doesn't need access to your will)
Not share accounts (get your own death plan, cheapskate)

You're responsible for everything that happens under your account. If your cat logs in and leaves everything to the neighbor's dog, that's on you.

3. Privacy & Your Data We're Not Creeps

Your data is yours. We don't sell it, trade it, or use it to haunt you from the digital afterlife. Check our Privacy Policy for the full scoop on how we handle your info.

The short version: We use bank-level encryption, we don't peek at your documents, and we definitely won't tell your family about that embarrassing bequest.

4. Payment Terms The "Give Us Money" Section

Our pricing is simple:

Will: $69 (nice)
Financial Power of Attorney: Coming Soon
Advance Healthcare Directive: Coming Soon
Bundle (all three): Coming Soon

One-time payment = lifetime access. No subscriptions, no recurring charges, no haunting you for more money from beyond the grave.

Refund Policy: Due to the nature of digital documents and the fact that you can preview everything before buying, we don't offer refunds. It's like buying a coffin - once you've seen inside, you can't unsee it.

5. The Legal Mumbo Jumbo Required Reading for Lawyers

Warranties Or Lack Thereof

THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND. WE DON'T GUARANTEE YOUR DOCUMENTS WILL STAND UP IN COURT, PREVENT FAMILY FEUDS, OR BRING YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD.

Limitation of Liability

IN NO EVENT SHALL KILLSWITCH BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. OUR MAXIMUM LIABILITY IS THE AMOUNT YOU PAID US. IF YOU PAID NOTHING, YOU GET NOTHING. LIFE'S FUNNY THAT WAY.

Indemnification

You agree to defend and hold us harmless from any claims arising from your use of the service. Basically, if you do something dumb, don't blame us.

6. Prohibited Uses Don't Be That Person

You agree not to:

Use the service for illegal purposes (planning crimes from beyond the grave is still illegal)
Hack, scrape, or otherwise mess with our systems
Create fake death documents (that's called fraud, look it up)
Harass our support team (they're already dealing with death all day)
Try to bring actual dead people back to life using our app (we're good, but not that good)

7. Changes to Terms We Can Change Our Minds

We might update these terms occasionally. If we make big changes, we'll let you know. By continuing to use the service after changes, you're agreeing to the new terms. It's like death and taxes - inevitable.

8. Termination Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

We can terminate your account if you violate these terms. You can delete your account anytime. Either way, your paid documents remain yours to download. We're not monsters.

9. Governing Law Where We Duke It Out

These terms are governed by the laws of Tennessee, without regard to conflict of law provisions. Any disputes will be resolved in Tennessee courts. Hopefully, it won't come to that because lawsuits are expensive and life's too short.

10. Contact Us We're Here... For Now

Questions? Complaints? Existential dread? Contact us at:

Email: [email protected]

By using Killswitch, you acknowledge that you've read these terms (or at least scrolled to the bottom).

Remember: You're going to die someday. Might as well have your paperwork in order.

Your high score on Candy Crush isn't an estate plan, Karen.

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