Terms of Service

Welcome to the Afterlife (Planning)

Look, we know reading terms of service is about as fun as planning your own funeral, but here we are. By using Killswitch ("we," "us," "the app that reminds you of your mortality"), you're agreeing to these terms. If you don't agree, well, you can't use our service. Life's full of tough choices.

Translation: Use our app = you agree to this stuff. Don't agree = door's that way. 👉

1. What We Do (Spoiler: We're Not Lawyers)

Killswitch helps you create estate planning documents because apparently, you need a sarcastic grim reaper to remind you to be a responsible adult. We provide:

• Document creation tools for Wills, Financial Power of Attorney, and Advance Healthcare Directives
• Free watermarked previews (because we're generous like that)
• Clean PDFs when you pay up (because servers aren't free and neither is our coffee)
• A healthy dose of dark humor to make this whole death thing less awkward

GIANT LEGAL DISCLAIMER: We are NOT a law firm. We don't provide legal advice. We're basically a fancy typewriter with attitude. If you need actual legal advice, talk to an actual lawyer. Seriously.

2. Your Account (Your Digital Death Planning HQ)

To use our services, you need to:

• Be 18 or older (death planning isn't child's play)
• Provide accurate information (lying to us won't help when you're dead)
• Keep your password secret (your ex doesn't need access to your will)
• Not share accounts (get your own death plan, cheapskate)

You're responsible for everything that happens under your account. If your cat logs in and leaves everything to the neighbor's dog, that's on you.

3. Privacy & Your Data (We're Not Creeps)

Your data is yours. We don't sell it, trade it, or use it to haunt you from the digital afterlife. Check our Privacy Policy for the full scoop on how we handle your info.

The short version: We use bank-level encryption, we don't peek at your documents, and we definitely won't tell your family about that embarrassing bequest.

4. Payment Terms (The "Give Us Money" Section)

Our pricing is simple:

• Will: $69 (nice)
• Financial Power of Attorney: Coming Soon
• Advance Healthcare Directive: Coming Soon
• Bundle (all three): Coming Soon

One-time payment = lifetime access. No subscriptions, no recurring charges, no haunting you for more money from beyond the grave.

Refund Policy: Due to the nature of digital documents and the fact that you can preview everything before buying, we don't offer refunds. It's like buying a coffin - once you've seen inside, you can't unsee it.

5. The Legal Mumbo Jumbo (Required Reading for Lawyers)

Warranties (Or Lack Thereof)

THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND. WE DON'T GUARANTEE YOUR DOCUMENTS WILL STAND UP IN COURT, PREVENT FAMILY FEUDS, OR BRING YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD.

Limitation of Liability

IN NO EVENT SHALL KILLSWITCH BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. OUR MAXIMUM LIABILITY IS THE AMOUNT YOU PAID US. IF YOU PAID NOTHING, YOU GET NOTHING. LIFE'S FUNNY THAT WAY.

Indemnification

You agree to defend and hold us harmless from any claims arising from your use of the service. Basically, if you do something dumb, don't blame us.

6. Prohibited Uses (Don't Be That Person)

You agree not to:

• Use the service for illegal purposes (planning crimes from beyond the grave is still illegal)
• Hack, scrape, or otherwise mess with our systems
• Create fake death documents (that's called fraud, look it up)
• Harass our support team (they're already dealing with death all day)
• Try to bring actual dead people back to life using our app (we're good, but not that good)

7. Changes to Terms (We Can Change Our Minds)

We might update these terms occasionally. If we make big changes, we'll let you know. By continuing to use the service after changes, you're agreeing to the new terms. It's like death and taxes - inevitable.

8. Termination (Breaking Up Is Hard To Do)

We can terminate your account if you violate these terms. You can delete your account anytime. Either way, your paid documents remain yours to download. We're not monsters.

9. Governing Law (Where We Duke It Out)

These terms are governed by the laws of Tennessee, without regard to conflict of law provisions. Any disputes will be resolved in Tennessee courts. Hopefully, it won't come to that because lawsuits are expensive and life's too short.

10. Contact Us (We're Here... For Now)

Questions? Complaints? Existential dread? Contact us at:

Email: legal@killswitch.rip

By using Killswitch, you acknowledge that you've read these terms (or at least scrolled to the bottom).

Remember: You're going to die someday. Might as well have your paperwork in order. 💀