Someone Had to Make This Not Suck
Building the estate planning experience we wish existed when we were putting off our own wills... you know, like responsible adults.
The Origin Story Nobody Asked For
It started with a simple realization: estate planning is so painfully boring that most people would rather die than deal with it.
68% of Americans don't have a will, not because they don't love their families, but because traditional estate planning is about as appealing as a colonoscopy performed by your least favorite relative.
We've heard countless stories of grieving families navigating probate court, arguing over heirlooms, and trying to guess what their loved ones would have wanted. It's like a really depressing escape room where nobody wins and everyone cries.
That's when we realized: estate planning isn't about death. It's about love. It's the last gift you give your family. A final "I've got your back" from beyond the grave. But it's like the whole industry was designed to make it as painful, expensive, and sterile as possible.
So we got to thinking... What if the traditional industry doesn't really want you to have a will? Think about it. Probate lawyers make way more money when families fight in court over unclear inheritances. Estate attorneys charge more when the process seems impossibly complex. The whole system profits from your procrastination.
So we said screw it. Let's build something better.
Our Core Values (Yes, We Have Those)
Genuine Concern
Behind the snark, we genuinely care about making life easier for grieving families.
No BS
We tell it like it is. No corporate jargon, no hidden fees, no pretending death isn't real.
For Anyone
Estate planning shouldn't be a luxury. Everyone deserves to die with dignity and documentation.
Small Team, Big Plans for Your Demise
We're a small but mighty team who believes that planning for the inevitable shouldn't feel like a punishment.
"We're not here to profit off death. We're here to make sure death doesn't profit off your family's confusion and grief."
- The Killswitch Team
Slide into our DMs (Death Messages)
We're always down to talk mortality, share dark jokes, or discuss how we can make estate planning less terrible together.
(We promise our email responses are less morbid than our marketing)